SCP-8417
Special Containment Procedures: The Anomalous Entity Engagement Division (AEED) has authorized the employment of SCP-8417. Due to this, she is stationed at Site-169 as a general Level-2 Researcher. SCP-8417 is to also attend bi-weekly counselling sessions with Dr. Angela Greene for the foreseeable future.
Attempts to reverse-engineer SCP-8417's abnormal properties remain ongoing, with potential ways of neutralizing them being considered.
Description: SCP-8417 is Marilyn Richard Sue, a 29-year-old female originating from Colorado, USA.
Throughout her life, SCP-8417 has been affected by an ontokinetic force that causes any circumstance to bend in her favor, usually prioritizing her safety or otherwise ensuring the best outcome for her at any given time. It should be noted this anomaly is purely involuntary and only applies to SCP-8417 herself rather than anyone inside her radius. Research into her background has failed to produce data relevant to her abilities thus far.
SCP-8417 was first encountered when footage from a convenience store located in Lakewood, Denver was brought to Foundation attention. The video consists of a robbery involving the burglar (Palmer Sonne), the store attendant (Kyle Agnelli) and SCP-8417. The former two civilians were given amnestics following this discovery. A transcript of the footage has been appended below.
[BEGIN LOG]
[Sonne catches a glimpse at his side while Agnelli quickly tries to open the register, noticing SCP-8417 standing nearby. Her back is faced towards him and she is notably wearing a hoodie. He calls out to her.]
Sonne: Hey.
[No response. Sonne clicks his tongue and approaches SCP-8417, frequently looking back to check on Agnelli. He continues to call out to her to no avail. Eventually, he forcefully grabs SCP-8417 and startles her, causing her to turn around.]
SCP-8417: Wha- huh?
[She looks up and down at Sonne, confused.]
SCP-8417: Uh, hello? What are you-
Sonne: Give me your purse.
[Blinking, SCP-8417 pauses for a brief moment.]
SCP-8417: What.
Sonne: Are you fucking deaf? Take out your purse, right now. Give me your money.
[Another pause. SCP-8417 then notices Sonne's hand behind his back.]
SCP-8417: Or what, you're gonna shoot me?
Sonne: (Raises eyebrows) What do you think?
SCP-8417: (Chuckles) Yeah, like you actually have a-
[Sonne points the handgun at SCP-8417.]
SCP-8417: Oh shit, you do have a gun.
[He presses it on her forehead, causing her to step back.]
Sonne: Yeah, and I'm gonna blow a hole in your skull if you keep fucking around.
SCP-8417: Uh huh, good luck with that.
[Sonne squints and lets out an exasperated sigh. He presses the gun even harder.]
Sonne: Do you want me to shoot you?
SCP-8417: Hah… I'd like to see you try.
Sonne: Stop trying to be a hero. No one's gonna come for you.
SCP-8417: Okay. Pull the trigger, then.
Sonne: What?
[He glares at her, failing to respond.]
SCP-8417: Pull it, coward. You won't.
[Sonne tilts his head as he widens his stance.]
Sonne: Are you- are you delusional or something? What're you-
[SCP-8417 immediately interrupts him.]
SCP-8417: Coward. Coward, pussy, coward bitch.
Sonne: Can you stop-
SCP-8417: Dumb sissy sheriff, doesn't know how to shoot a-
[SCP-8417 continues to interject, infuriating Sonne even more. He then pulls the trigger, but realizes the gun is jammed. He tries a couple of more times but fails, repeatedly hitting the side of it and swearing profusely.]
Sonne: (Under breath) Shit, what the hell did you-
[The sound of police sirens can be heard in the distance.]
Sonne: SHIT.
[END LOG]
Preliminary Interview
Interviewer: Dr. Angela Greene
Interviewee: SCP-8417
Foreword:
[BEGIN LOG]
[Both persons are in a temporary holding cell, sitting across from each other. Greene turns on the recording device and ensures it is fully operational.]
SCP-8417: I can't believe Men In Black is actually real.
Greene: (Sighs) Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
[Greene sorts through the documents in her hand. SCP-8417 takes the time to look around her cell while tapping her foot.]
SCP-8417: Thanks for the coffee, by the way. And by coffee, I mean, hot chocolate. This cocoa really hits the spot.
Greene: Our buddy Cole brews most of our beverages. Great guy.
SCP-8417: Well, my compliments to your… barista.
[END LOG]