David

Dr. Maslov T. Manferd sat in his chair. It was a slow day, so he was watching some YouTube on his computer while he had nothing to do. He quickly paused the video, however, when someone knocked on his office door.

"Who might you be?" he inquired.

"My name is David", the man spoke. His phone started ringing. "Oh, sorry. I need to take this".

Maslov raised his hands slightly. "By all means."

"Dad? Yes, I want some ice cream." He continued his conversation with his dad for several minutes.

"David," Maslov said with irritation.

David nodded. "That is my name, David."

He pointed at Maslov's bouncy ball.

"I want another, you lost mine."

Maslov was astonished. "David…"

"Where is my ball?"